The Patent Priesthood

This began as a debate started by the content of this essay/event. http://underlore.com/mozilla-autocracy/

“You forget one key thing, this is open source, this is people taking their own personal time to make this, and simply choosing to allow you, the non-developing user, gain the benifits of their work.

The only incentive for them to cater to their nondeveloper users needs is ego. The difference between saying I develop on a browser that 5 people use, and I develop on a browser that millions use.

If you were to give me a cookie (for free) that wasn’t my favorite, but I ate anyways, how would you react if I started ranting about what utter crap it was that you couldn’t cater to my needs and given me a peanut butter cookie?”

Incorrect. That makes several false assumptions. Firstly, that ego is the only possible motivator. Many people are compelled to perform their art regardless of profit, indeed many pay for it in supplies and equipment and opportunity cost. Secondly it assumes that the responsibility to cater to their emotions is mine simply because I use something to which they contributed. Why should I?

Your metaphor is insufficient, firstly because a cookie is expended upon consumption, secondly you can’t improve a cookie after it’s been eaten, and thirdly no claims of value are made by the cookie in your scenario as they are implied by OS software, regardless of EULA/TOS butt covering.

It would be better to say something like being given a cookie for free and cracking my tooth on a gravel I found inside it. And the chef saying “yeah we’ve known there were gravels in the mixer forever, but hey its free, so shut up.” The very fact of it being a cookie implies it is functional as a cookie.

Human motivation simply doesn’t work like that.

www.ted.com/talks/dan_pink_on_motivation.html

I’ve made several guest edits to wiki just because I could. There is no ego in it, it’s something I feel like doing. Just because some coders choose to try and make something like that a career or a life consuming hobby doesn’t impart any special responsibility to me.

The drive for profit, egotistical or fiscal, as the only motivator, is a myth cooked up by RIAA/Ayn Rand/Horatio Alger types to justify an aristocratic pay scheme that would have been unconstitutional had software existed during our formation.

If it became impossible to make a living from writing code the quality of code would expand exponentially in the same way that graffiti art has done. All monopolies corrode quality, and each software patent is a tiny monopoly. On not just a revenue stream but a particular way of solving a problem.

By your logic complaint about political figures is hypocritical on the grounds that I am not in politics. We apply such standards no where in our culture except in the software world. That will change once we have a truly user friendly coding language.

Put simply, nothing deprives me of my right to demand improvement of those capable of making it.

They are just as capable of not making the improvements. Their choices do not dictate my responsibilities. If they didn’t want complaint, they shouldn’t make their work public. That’s why I don’t publish my fiction, I don’t want complaint. But I know that as a writer, the instant my work is made public, it becomes open to criticism. Regardless of the price I charge or don’t charge for reading it.

In fact I can’t think of a single form of complaint I couldn’t shut down with the logic you’ve applied.

“Complaint is one thing, verbally assaulting is another… especially when they are doing you no harm.
It would be somewhat similar to the difference between me stating that I found your posts boring and uninteresting, and saying that you were being a fascist, forcing your opinions on me by posting only what you’re interested in.
You’re are essentially doing the second. And I imagine you’ll point out the difference between information and a product or service, it’s all a service of some form, regardless of what is being offered. “

Setting aside the fact that you didn’t answer my core point at all…

“Complaint is one thing, verbally assaulting is another”

And those in power always define complaint as assault when the complaint is valid, systemic, and devastating, case in point: Recent arrests on the bridge. (www.justiceonline.org) The one thing a group must respond to most strongly if it wishes to survive are questions put to its core reason for being. This is the inherent conflict of interest presented to any problem solving group. Left to their own devices any such group will perpetuate the conditions which demand their existence regardless of the social cost. This is why we regulate business and the concepts of property.

Society simply hasn’t caught on and adapted to the scam perpetrated by various groups. Media producers, coders, and pharmaceutical companies are the chief examples. No pharmaceutical company wants to cure the conditions which they profit from treating. The only reason cures are even attempted is because other corporations seek to undermine the profit margin of a competitor, but if they have the choice of simply creating a slightly better treatment instead of a cure, they would be fiscal fools not to do so in the current intellectual property climate. Since said climate is entirely our arbitrary invention, this means that it’s possible and therefor morally urgent to change said climate.

“…especially when they are doing you no harm.”

Harm is also subjectively defined, and the definition of those in power is often the more accepted because most people when given the choice between standing up, or rationalizing sitting down, will end up warming the nearest chair. History is written by winners. The culture of obsequious silence as honor, and the ownership of ideas as objects, and rewarding people who have a vested interest in making sure their esoteric secrets stay secret, a vested interest in making sure technology stays mystical, expensive, and inaccessible, without a tithe to the local nerd guild, makes my skin crawl. (This is part of why I stopped repairing computers. I was exploiting people by definition no matter what I charged.) I do not have the right to withhold solutions for profit. That is a violation of the social contract, and of my ethics.

How many coders are working on ways to innovate themselves out of a job? Shall I be generous and say a tenth of a percent? How much of that 10th is indirect, i.e. working to innovate other coders out of a job to make themselves more valuable?

“It would be somewhat similar…”

Not remotely. You’ll notice you keep having to struggle to create exaggerations and wild scenarios to try and justify your point. You’re not making examples you’re setting up straw men. Your example presupposes that I am attacking specialization, I am not, I am attacking extorting the whole of humanity for a paycheck because of your chosen specialization. Your logic is exactly the kind used by wallstreet ceos to justify their ludicrous pay. Coders hate freedom of information and ease of use for the same reason math instructors fear calculators. Ultimately a device will replace coders. They are the hand washers, lace makers, and butter churners of our era. But unlike those professions, the ability to produce the device which will replace them lies within their occupation’s skill set almost exclusively. This is why innovation in code itself, or effort to foster lay adoption of programming to any degree has been slow to say the least.

Though, there is reason for hope. (Ironically from the same people who are automating every facet of mathematics.)
www.ted.com/talks/conrad_wolfram_teaching_kids_real_math_with_computers.html
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Computable_Document_Format

“And I imagine you’ll point out the difference between information and a product or service…”

Yes I will. They are different, that is why we designate them separately. The terms may be interchangeable thanks to fiscally motivated semantic sleight of hand, but they are not objectively or logically equivalent. A classic example is the ubiquitous practice of noting cost as a sum of labor plus materials. But even that is more work than coders do because they exist in a corrupt system of extortion that allows them to perform a job once and be paid for it repeatedly forever. Mechanics for example don’t get to license the result of their labor and charge a fee for its use. They are only allowed by culture to charge for their labor directly.

Can you imagine? “By starting this car and driving away you agree to be bound by our terms of service, turn ignition key to continue.”

How many medical devices are exorbitantly expensive on the justification that development costs were high? (which is on its face a fallacious argument. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Sunk_costs#Loss_aversion_and_the_sunk_cost_fallacy) Now, how many of those costs were software derived? Following the chain of materials from dirt to chip how may steps got stuck with a license fee or had to pay extra to offset a license fee a provider was forced to pay?

Patenting code is essentially patenting answers and then charging a fee for their use. That’s loathsome by any cogent ethical standard. The classic exaggeration of patenting a vowel or addition itself, and charging for their use actually does apply in spirit, the only difference is degree. What’s worse this trend is feeding back into the physical world as anything representable as numbers, which is everything, becomes patentable. Seeds, and genes for example. Soon not starving to death in some instances will be a crime thanks to this very logic. (https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Suicide_seeds and https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Monsanto#Farmer_suicides)

No one who understands the ramifications of that or the origins of patent law can agree with such uses.

Over time, if this (your) philosophy persists in being a precursor to public policy our children will be born owing a license fee for infringement of their DNA, like some twisted techno version of original sin. Fortunately this was addressed by the court.

Indeed, the distance between a corrupt early clergyman and a modern professional coder is far smaller than anyone wants to admit.

Both speak esoteric languages which they work to hide from others, both seek pay in either donations or extortion, both use guilt and other emotional manipulation tools to secure their social position (like with your spurious declaration that complaint is equivalent to assault), both fight amongst themselves over trivial and arcane differences that no outsider can understand or care about (Java, pro or con), and both have insinuated themselves into the very fabric of society rendering their own demographic the only one capable of removing the need for the demographic, only priests could tell the flock that god doesn’t need the church any more much like only coders could code an intuitive language, or the tools to translate human speech into code. I could go on and on.

Most importantly is that both groups are based on a single core article of faith. In the case of coders that it’s legitimate to charge for something that once created can be distributed infinitely. There is no reason outside profit (arguments on that front boil down to Ayn Rand capitalist fantasy) to suppose this, and every reason to oppose it. No material example exists to properly capture the essence of this claim, and until its invention every payment system for either goods or services applied to things of a finite nature. My labor has limits, my materials have limits, my software does not.

The closest thing would be viewing a painting, or reading a book. Even before software, people realized there was a clear difference between charging for a finite commodity and charging for an infinite one. This is why for much of history painters were hired and paid for their time painting, not for a license to view their paintings. That is what a patron of the arts was. This is why there was a clear difference between patents and copyrights once finally they existed.

License fees are a bit like property taxes, they are extracted by fiat. No one would tolerate software fees without homelessness, a rifle, and prison rape at the end of the “hell no I’m not paying” chain of consequences. Virtually every business owner knows that they have to pay coders to operate in the modern world, their only choices are how they pay and who they pay, or not to operate, or to become criminals.

Of course no one makes these connections because simply understanding them takes too much mental ram and time expenditure (neither of which in my opinion give me or anyone else a right to exploit them, no matter how capable I am), further, it’s simple to employ a strategy of divide and conquer, focus on tiny little points, when the actual cost and problems occur at a completely different scale in seemingly unrelated domains. Heh, it seems this actually does have something to do with the price of tea in China 🙂 Classic common good problem. Each coder behaving rationally based on old mercantile logic adds up to systemic disaster (see sunk cost link).

But coders, a selfish lot ultimately when pressed, like CEOs, will dismiss the prices paid by others, some indeed even brag about their clever methods of “externalizing cost.” Or they wax judgmental on what they are owed and who deserves to be exploited.

Many software firms have cleverly found ways to eliminate even that tiny amount of work coders do (yes tiny, when viewed from the whole as each coder replaces scores of traditional workers, this is what makes them so profitable), via outsourcing, making themselves in effect police backed middle men, selling Indian labor for a hefty mark up, circumventing the spirit of minimum wage laws and copyright/patent laws simultaneously.

Some even more clever and loathsome firms don’t even bother with that much productivity, forgoing goods and services altogether, they simply acquire the patents of others and then extort license fees, in effect renting facts. The very existence of patent trolls is prima fascia evidence of the flaw in coder logic. If the system were actually based on charging a legitimate fee for a legitimate good or service, it would be impossible to create a profitable firm that literally produces nothing, and services no one. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_troll)

Friendly A.I. (which could easily be trained to translate human speech into applications, if it isn’t a universal application in and of itself. Either of which obviating coders) is quickly becoming the economic equivalent of a cure for cancer in the sense that far too many people are motivated to prevent its development simply to preserve their monopolies and profit margin.

The difference between a patent and a copyright presupposes that not all forms of information should be patentable. Current coders and coder logic and the subsequent impact on patent law corrodes that difference by exploiting the inherent philosophical gray area one finds when asking, if an idea is a real thing. (yet another similarity with religion)

All this madness descends from the central notion coders put forth, that non-adherence to their subjective and self serving world view, at least in so far as ponying up the cash or keeping hat firmly in hand and mouth firmly shut when requesting an audience, equates to theft or “assault” as you put it, or some other naughty descriptor.

How college is at odds with technology.

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ~Frank Zappa

 

This is an edited version of a letter I planned to send to my accounting 201 instructor. It was in response to the suggestion that I write a custom spreadsheet entry for an accounting problem. Now we’re trained to think something like this is reasonable, but it absolutely is not.

Here’s the letter which explains why.

I have to say, this trend is growing absurd.

I am not going to write a custom spread sheet for each and every problem and hope my spreadsheet skill matches my conceptual understanding. That is simply an unacceptable duplication of effort given that I have a finite life span. I will not effectively learn to churn butter by hand simply to help limit the number of butter manufacturers and protect the profit margin of the butter churning industry.

This argument is applying ever more widely in academic settings and the reasons are clear. The distance between education and actual use is being increased to artificially to suppress the number of graduates simply to perpetuate the value of degrees. (http://nplusonemag.com/bad-education) Value which is dropping partly as a result of technology making problems exponentially easier to solve with available tools. (http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_pink_on_motivation.html)

I grow very weary of all forms of research and automation being ever more regarded as either classified or plagiarism, (http://motherboard.tv/2011/4/25/lessig-copyright-isn-t-just-hurting-creativity-it-s-killing-science-video–2) thus rendering every question necessarily deceptive.

If the point is simply to buy an entrance card to a given industry and limit the number of graduates to keep the sale price of said entrance card high, then trusting in apprenticeship, internship, and on the job training to provide actual practical understanding, then I’d rather simply be randomly selected and call my tuition fee a lottery ticket. Either that or actually cheat as best I can to offset the massive waste of time since clearly learning the way these things are actually handled is not the point.

In the context of accounting, someone somewhere has written a series of spreadsheets or the like that require little more than accurate starting figures to produce these answers. We as accounting students should be provided these tools, for the same reason culinary students get a stove and a timer instead of being expected to build a fire and a sundial.

This is not a math or a computer course, and yet I am either expected to do all this math in my head or I am expected to write custom software. Given the price I paid for the text and the course itself I think it’s completely reasonable to expect software to come with it, after all, if writing the text was sufficiently complex and difficult to justify the price then why not spend that effort on software instead? Because obviously this presents a problem, if they made such an app they would sell it separately, and not to students, for the reasons summarized above.

Basically if the app were useful only to students you’d have to admit the distance between education and reality, which would cast doubt on the value of education, or if it were useful to both students and professionals then again the value of the course is undermined because good software is intuitive and user friendly, and doesn’t require weeks of training to use, especially on something as mathematically simple as accounting. (It’s not exactly protein folding or weather models.)

Making the software hard to use, prohibitively expensive, or impossible to obtain is obviously a profit protection measure, and thus my obligation to learn to do all this on clay tablets is completely unjustifiable from an educational (as in the conveyance of useful and relevant knowledge, not the industry’s needs) standpoint.

Google is thick with free spreadsheets and software to do actual accounting problems, but it seems none of them are of any use in an academic setting, and that is deeply disturbing. The questions are structured to be outside the scope of the available industry applications, which by definition makes the value of the education in terms of practicality approach zero.

As the net and software get better at answering questions in a useful way, or put another way, better at giving technical answers to plain language questions (http://www.wolframalpha.com/), college questions must grow ever more deceptive and unfair lest everyone with access to the Internet actually pass college.

As society grows more adept at conveying knowledge, as college gets better at educating people, (assuming that’s its true purpose) the value of its product (the degree) will approach zero as educational skill ensures more and more graduates as a result of ever more effective tools for imparting knowledge.

In reality, people have access to the Internet to solve problems. As the Internet grows ever more sophisticated and available (via smart phones for example) the ability for college to trick people will diminish. Either they will arbitrarily deny student access to the tools which will be universally available in the real world, which will come ever closer to forcing college to admit it’s real purpose is not about training or conveying a useful skill but about orchestrating what is in effect a giant ponzi scheme, or they must invent ever more clever ways of complicating the various questions such that the Internet will be unable to answer them.

This trend is actually detectable to me. I remember my first year of college and it is radically different from my current experience. This is not I stress due to scaling of difficulty or a lack of intelligence or work ethic on my part as a result of more advanced subject matter, it is a direct result of the education industry being forced to obfuscate data or risk obsolescence.

Basically technology is making everything easier, and technology is growing ever more available, and thus school is forced to make things harder or deny access to technology. Thing is, technology is growing faster than college’s ability to defeat it at the student level, and the justifications for denial are growing ever more openly ridiculous and thus unusable.

Example: As a child I was instructed to use multiplication tables because calculators may not be at hand. How absurd was that argument after taking a look at today’s world? There are 4 of them within 3 feet of me right now.

As a result I am growing excessively frustrated at being repeatedly thwarted in some kind of perverse effort to trick me into failure merely to protect the industry’s profit margin and convince me in the doing that it’s somehow a personal flaw of mine for having been the victim of this scam. I fear this will be my last college course if this trend continues.

When I did my half year in the accounting field I didn’t once have to do anything even approaching what I’m being taught in the course.

There is a massive conflict of interest when expressing this to faculty and staff since it is their job, and as agents of the education industry I expect massive bias, or if they are primarily a professional who teaches on the side I would expect bias on the front that obfuscation and keeping the number of similar professionals low, or engaging in a public relations effort to make their jobs appear more difficult, directly and indirectly benefits all existing members. So I don’t expect them to agree with me, and if they did I wouldn’t expect them to admit it, thus I am not interested in a debate with them on these subjects (though I am not afraid to have it), because it’s not part of their job, it’s not personally their fault for the most part, and they individually lack the power to change it (which I learned during my time as body president, watching board members including myself slowly lose idealism in the face of academic, political, and fiscal reality).

After all, my dad works in education, I know for a fact many of them are great people.

When these issues were shared with my economics instructor, he responded with a glib dismissal implying that that if education didn’t ensure a high percentage of failures, by any means necessary, society would collapse for want of menial laborers. The question was why does every degree require math credits and why are those courses designed to prevent the use of technology. Well the answer in this context is obvious. Math’s unique subject matter is by definition extremely difficult to obfuscate as it is an abstraction expressly designed to simplify an understanding of reality, and it is also easy to automate, so the conflicts explained above press most firmly on the math instruction field. Math class is a window into the the future of college in the face of exponential technology growth.

That should terrify everyone.

As mentioned above, in a rare moment of cynical candor my instructor said of course the point is to make a certain percentage fail, because and I quote “society needs janitors.” He also borderline cheats via creative application of context to artificially inflate his perceived educational skill, and he is rewarded overtly and regualrly for this effort.

How this cheat is done involves measuring student improvement via two identical tests one given at the beginning of the course and one given at the end. The difference in score presumably measures the skill of the educator. He was always winning awards for exceptionally high averages.

But of course those people didn’t see how this was accomplished. What he would do is give the first test at the end of the first day, and say that the test did not count for a grade and you could leave when you’re done. Naturally people blew through it disregarding a total fail. The second one he gave as extra credit prior to and on the day of the final. Forcing people to concentrate and spend a fixed amount of time on it. By weighting the ends in this way he always got a huge difference without technically cheating.

I share that simply to express the kind of mind that fails to see a problem with these facts(and the kind of behavior that is rewarded in academic circles).

I’m starting to remember why I declined to run for a second term (one of my senators ran unopposed after me, my reelection would have been a forgone conclusion) and why I feel disgust every time I walk past my school.

It’s 2011. The 21st century. We manufacture synthetic life forms, patent genetic codes, build computers that beat the very best humans at jeopardy and chess, exponentially expand virtually every aspect of our knowledge of the universe, and yet, from education’s perspective I’m apparently supposed to live and train like the Amish/Taliban/Ted Kaczynski, doing everything from memory by candle light and abacus.

Screw that.

I’d rather fail if the price of success is my integrity or my intelligence.

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ~Frank Zappa

Update: http://nymag.com/print/?/news/features/college-education-2011-5/

To Altucher, higher education is nothing less than an institutionalized scam—college graduates hire only college graduates, creating a closed system that permits schools to charge exorbitant ­prices and forces students to take on crippling debt. “The cost of college in the past 30 years has gone up tenfold. Health care has only gone up sixfold, and inflation has only gone up threefold. Not only is it a scam, but the college presidents know it. That’s why they keep raising tuition.”

And…

In higher education, he believes he has identified a third bubble, with all the hallmarks of a classic speculative frenzy—­hyperinflated prices, investments by ignorant consumers funded largely by debt, and widespread faith in increasing returns.

And…

On the one hand, a college education will likely saddle them with crippling debt and consign them to four underwhelming years in classrooms with fluorescent lighting and drop-tile ceilings. On the other hand, opting out will likely consign them to a lifetime of unsatisfying, low-wage employment. What’s an average kid to do?

As an answer I share a quote that should serve as warning to the 1% bent on wrecking the lives of those average children.

“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” ~H.L. Mencken

Opens wide the door.

Holy shit.

Color me cynical but, The Company will absolutely not let this happen.

He’s not kidding when he says “opens wide the door.”

Setting aside the obvious political shock waves there is a whole other face to this coin.

If this plays out then later on it will mean that other organizational heads can be held personally liable for the actions of the groups which they lead. (I think this is a principal that has long needed to be embraced.)

If this eventually translates into criminal proceedings, which logically would seem valid, it could mean that one day for example the CEO of major polluters or Pharmaceutical companies being held personally, even criminally liable for the actions of their companies.

I think the majority of Americans would support such an ethos. Though of course it would radically change the entrepreneurial landscape.

Further, this could open the door to a compromise of the kind I’ve spoken of in the past where instead of holding CEO’s personally responsible, punishments and consequences beyond simple fines might be developed for the groups themselves.

I’ve long advocated the concept of corporate execution. Fines are almost never sufficient to sink an offending business. Even when those fines are for multiple human deaths, such as the multitude of wrongful death judgments levied against corporations. We would not tolerate such behavior towards a person, obviously. If someone killed five or fifty or fifty thousand people, we would not simply send them a bill.

There are numerous ways to hurt a corporation and help the culture. A corporate execution would entail using corporate assets to dismantle the company in question, remaining assets to be divided amongst victims, and intellectual properties entered into the public domain to prevent reformation of the corporation in question.

This would have a number of neutral consequences. Not least of which would be investors and stock holders suddenly having real fiscal interest in the ethics of the companies they support with stock purchase, since a corporate execution would effectively entail a complete loss for stock holders, the rational being that they were irresponsible for allowing their company to act in a criminal fashion. Further still, they could seek civil damages from the corporate officers most directly responsible.

This wave of lawsuits would no doubt crush any CEO, CFO, etc of an executed corporation, thus motivating CEOs and the like to similarly care about ethical offenses.

Too long has limited liability effectively translated into multinational corporations who are above and outside the law. A secretary of defense being held civilly liable for the actions of the pentagon during his watch is a portent of that level of change.

And as my regular readers are not shocked to hear, I embrace this sort of change with all possible enthusiasm.

Jessica’s Contribution

My friend Jessica was kind enough to promote me with a dedicated post which contained an extremely flattering assessment of both my work and my person. http://therandomworldofjessica.blogspot.com/2011/04/today-friend-of-mine-gets-honor-of.html

So I felt it was only fitting that I do the same. Fortunately for her I actually have some rather high opinions of her person and her work. If I did not, I would be obligated to either say nothing, or as always be honest about a negative opinion.

I think the best way for me to approach this would be as I approach a debate as that’s the style of writing I am accustomed to, only instead of arguments, I’ll add commentary.

“Today, a friend of mine gets the honor of being Lafango’s ‘Stage of the day’. “

Eh, probably more like random prize, than honor. But yeah.

“Innomen has had his blog for quite some time now, and regularly writes about topics that, maybe, you or I might not be bold enough to put what we really think for the world to see.”

Courage is action in the presence of fear. I don’t fear speaking my mind on these topics, thus I am not courageous or bold. I just feel like I have to, and besides I know my blog isn’t very popular anyway so I feel very safe in speaking out. It’s kind of like being brave, in your own kitchen. 🙂

“I have been friends with innomen since my teenage years, and have got the pleasure of getting his big personality in full force (*cough* whether I liked it or not).”

So true. Sorry about that. I still do it too, I can’t help it. Poor Jimmy and Crystal dropped by the other day and I instantly launched into an hour long lecture about the problems with representative democracy. Bet it’s weeks or more before I see them again 😛

“…willing to listen to just about anything you have to say, just make sure you can handle his side of it.”

Also true. I don’t need or even want everyone to be like me. If everyone was like me we’d all be dead in a year. I lack MANY essential skills, but I like to think I have a few that others lack. This is true of most people and it is why as a group we are so good at surviving. Let’s just hope the forces that attack such diversity, in favor of encouraging a profitable and pliant homogeneity, fall victim to their own inflexibility before they doom the rest of us.

All I want is for people to have the data they need to make informed decisions, and for them to be as happy and healthy as they wish to be so long as the cost of that happiness and health doesn’t unduly deprive others of the same.

“Also, check out his blog, it has some really interesting stuff in it:”

If this is what happens when my friends get blogs, I wish they’d all get one, diversity or not hehe.

Her blog is nice as well. As she accurately puts it, she is using “her powers for good.” I know for a fact she is a good mother and a kind person. Her content is already well beyond the average for such a new voice, in an entirely new (to her) medium.

I expect great things from her in the future. Here is the root of her blog. http://therandomworldofjessica.blogspot.com

Anti Virus Community Creates False Positives For Fun and Profit

Update: Another example: http://www.sevenforums.com/music-pictures-video/39095-animated-gifs-windows-photo-viewer-5.html

I’ve always believed in fair use. And as such I often acquire the “warez” community versions of software I legally own because they often have abilities (such as portability) the “legitimate” versions lack. Considering I own the licenses to the relevant software I consider this to be squarely in the fair use category.

In doing this I often have encountered worms and other malware in keygens. But after a while you get a feel for what is obviously fake, used to spread bad code, and what seems like false positives.

Well, I found a case in point. An instance of strong evidence that the commercial AV community is abusing our trust in order to police a Corporate agenda.

If one runs “Office 2010 Toolkit and EZ-Activator”

Instantly MSEA balks. Crying “severe threat” and I couldn’t help but add in my mind “… to our pocket book.” Which of course is itself a fallacy. Piracy no more harms the software industry’s earnings than libraries and xerox machines destroy book sales. People who pirate do so because they are poor. Poor people aren’t buying software either way. People with money buy the software because it’s easier.

So anyway, I dug into the problem of false positives a little bit. I figured if it’s a “severe threat” then I can find a record of just exactly what it’s doing to my system and in this case I could prove or disprove my hypothesis.

And check out what I found. First of all, here is MSE’s report. (Microsoft Security Essentials)

Category: Trojan

Description: This program is dangerous and executes commands from an attacker.

Recommended action: Remove this software immediately.

Security Essentials detected programs that may compromise your privacy or damage your computer. You can still access the files that these programs use without removing them (not recommended). To access these files, select the Allow action and click Apply actions. If this option is not available, log on as administrator or ask the security administrator for help.

Items:
file:C:\Windows\AutoKMS.exe

Get more information about this item online.

Yet when I scanned the item with Clamwin (Open source AV.) I get the following…

Scan Started Mon Apr 04 13:27:38 2011
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———– SCAN SUMMARY ———–
Known viruses: 938128
Engine version: 0.97
Scanned directories: 0
Scanned files: 1
Infected files: 0

Data scanned: 1.36 MB
Data read: 0.62 MB (ratio 2.20:1)
Time: 3.827 sec (0 m 3 s)

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Completed
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So, either commercial AV software lies, or Clamwin sucks.

Here is the forum where in the authors of the toolkit comment about this very issue.

http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/18746-Office-2010-Toolkit-and-EZ-Activator./page97

Here are a pair of relevant comments from the linked thread, but I suggest reading the whole thing.

Hey Sherlock Holmes, CODYQX4 and I wrote the code of AutoKMS.exe and it’s NOT a virus, it’s not even close of being a trojan. The Keygen.exe (which is a different file) opens a port because it’s a KMS Server emulator, yes, Office needs to conect to a port of the KMS Server to activate.

Hope it’s clear

Later on…

Here’s what the Keygen.exe does.

(Log window showing the file’s activity.)

As you can see, the “Create File” operation is made only with read attributes, which means that the Keygen.exe is reading/using the file. There are also the TCP operations made in the activation attempt using the toolkit “Activate” function.

Here’s an xlsx file if you want to view it in excel as a table:
Keygen.exe Activity Report

I used process monitor, added the filters:
– “Process name” –> “Keygen.exe”
– “Operation” –> “CreateFile”, “TCP-” (all of the TCP operations available to filter)

This is important because while the toolkit may be illegal (I believe it isn’t but that’s a fair use debate) it is NOT malware by definition.

It is Not the AV communities job to police the Internet for piracy. What’s next? False positives on downloaded mp3s?

Also consider that while a false positive might be in a sense harmless, a false negative would be far more dangerous.

Sony’s infamous root kit taught us that The Company is more than happy to invade our systems and privacy to protect its profit margin. If the AV community has betrayed us on the issue of false posatives, who’s to say they aren’t doing so for false negatives?

I think it’s clear that this seriously wounds trust for commercial antivirus software. When I run AV, I’m not scanning for contraband, I’m scanning for infection.

It would seem that even the commercial av ware, at least in the case of MSE, knows that false posatives are common. It was trivially easy for me to “allow” this “threat” to persist on my system. Which begs the question, if they are so good, and these really are threats, then why isn’t allowing a threat more complicated?

And why is their language so ambivalent and cautious? (…programs that may compromise…) Smells like CYA to me.

If anyone has any more proof one way or the other, I would like to see it. If this activator is really dangerous then it undermines my point, not that it applies to me one way or another. But on the other hand, if there is some third party proof that the toolkit is not dangerous, then a wider investigation is warranted.

A Life Without Fear: Dealing With Williams Syndrome : NPR

A Life Without Fear: Dealing With Williams Syndrome : NPR.

Isabelle is not allowed to tell them that she loves them.

What The Everloving Fuck!?!?! Why??? You realize the only reason this is a problem is because we disagree with her choices. What happens when she legally becomes a person and still is “pathologically” nice? I suppose it should be news that a universally nice girl exists, we better cure that shit in a hurry right assholes?

Jessica has decided that the most important thing for her to do is to teach Isabelle how to distrust. For years, that has been her life project — a battle pitched against biology itself.

OMFG!!!! Take notes people this is how morons are going to react to the future. “Oh god its awesome… KILL IT!”

We live a very sheltered life, but I can think of times when we were at the pool and I turn around to talk to someone, and I see her practically sitting on some man’s lap at the pool, and he looks very uncomfortable,” Jessica says. “And I just think: This is not good.

Yeah because he lives in a world where that lap hop and your word will sentence him to rape and social death.

Fortunately, Jessica says, the experts tell her it will eventually get better.

Yeah, BETTER. More conformist, meaner, more afraid.. Better. Fuck you people. All of you, seriously.

OH Noes! Our offspring isn’t a bundle of suffering hate and fear like the rest of us, how inconvenient! Lets fucking cure her!

OMG she’s enjoying strangers! Where is that HEALTHY hatred and distrust of all things different!?

She apparently loves everyone! We can’t fucking have that! Doesn’t she know that love is suppose dot be bought and sold?!

This shit makes my fucking blood boil!

You ignorant dysfunctional asshats can’t get your mind off your dicks. Be honest. You wouldn’t be a tenth as concerned if it was a little boy. My proof? We haven’t been burning catholic churches for rampant systematic boy rape.

You know what you all are thinking “she’s going to be such a slut!”

And you know what? You’re right! And thank god for that. You know why? Because fucking someone safely makes them happy and it doesn’t cost anyone anything.

All this stranger danger claptrap is a red herring. You’re scared shitless of her because 10,000 more like her and she’d wreck the fucking curve.

This marvelous little person is without even trying what we all want to be. Happy and loving.

She’s by default the best kind of human and you fucking worthless chimps want to CURE HER OF IT!

Cure her developmental issues and cognitive issues sure, but there is nothing wrong with trust and being happy.

Maybe this is just what we need. A whole generation of people who ACTUALLY CARE about other people as a rule!

We have never come so close to salvation. And you fucking infuriating shit minds want to cure it! YOU WANT TO CURE BEING HAPPY!!!! God! Go kill yourselves, seriously, please.

Do you realize this girl is going to be neurologically immune to hatred, racism, sadism… She’s absolutely by every qualitative measure completely Good. And you “people” want to CURE IT!

She’ll never kill anyone, or hurt anyone. She’ll do her level best to make everyone around her happy and best of all she’ll be happy by default. She is a walking win win. And you broken sanity deprived dark brains want to stamp it out.

I’ve never been more angry.

These children are the future and it scares the piss out of you.

I have to take a deep breath and tell myself…

“No, not even these people should be tortured… That’s just your animal brain talking, relax, try not to hate, they can’t help being evil, they need a cure, not a machete. Think how a William’s would respond. You’re just angry and doing what your brain does, your’s is broken, its just not caught up to your humanity yet, you’re not a William’s but one day, hopefully you will be.”

You people live because people like her would let you, and knowing ethical superiority when I see it, I’ll trust her judgment.